Eee! 'Cause I'm the one and only—♪ French Narrator: Ahh, another beautiful day in Bikini Bottom's own Jellyfish Fields. [A jellyfish flies in the sky.] (franks comes in and bring him a dollar) Why don't you mop your way over the kitchen. Squidward: [Dings on the attention bell multiple times. Mr. Krabs: You know, [takes the hat from Gary] I know of an empty restaurant that's got all its papers in order. SpongeBob: [walks out of the kitchen door] All right, Mr. Krabs, if you think the Krusty Krab is haunted and needs ghost-busting, I'll stay away for a while. He rolls onto his plate of Krabby Patties and eats one from the plate.] Yeah! Andy Yellowtail: Are you the owner of this food establishment? How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World, Hassle in the Castle (Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! He starts licking until the other fish grabs his hand by his tongue to lick off those bits. I'm ready! [The smell of the Krabby Patties draws everyone towards them. [Meanwhile at SpongeBob's Place, customers are still lining up. Mr. Krabs: [tenses up real violently, to the extent that his eyeballs explode] [closes the doors, trapping Mr. Krabs' eyes. When SpongeBob cooks at home, Mr. Krabs' customers leave his restaurant and head for SpongeBob's Place. [gives Mr. Krabs a $100 bill] SpongeBob: You know, I can't go to the Krusty Krab. Comes back through the roof.] SpongeBob: Sure thing. Encyclopedia SpongeBobia is a FANDOM TV Community. Mr. Krabs: Well, I do own 99% of SpongeBob's Place, so I guess that's a yes. - Ooh! [Mr. Krabs sulks out of SpongeBob's Place.] SpongeBob: [enters the living room while holding the plate of cooked Krabby Patties] Okay, everybody, order up! I feel like I could die! I don't know why, but it's bad. [puts on Krusty Krab employee hat on one of his eyes, in which the hat covers his eye. Someone to take all the credit and all the money. It first aired on March 22, 2013. Mr. Krabs spears it with his leg. You're in my dream. Gary: [Talking like Squidward] Meow, meow, meow, meow. He goes to his bathroom and sees money in the toilet.] Waters for quitters! SpongeBob: (foghorn sounds. Shows Krabby Patties bursting to flames.] Mr. Krabs: [Wears a box shaped and designed like SpongeBob] Now go ahead! [The customers get bored and Mr. Krabs appears sad. Just make yourself comfortable. After SpongeBob's beloved pet snail Gary is snail-napped, he and Patrick embark on an epic adventure to The Lost City of Atlantic City to bring Gary home. (pc video game), SpongeBob SquarePants: Plankton's Robotic Revenge, https://transcripts.fandom.com/wiki/SpongeBob_SquarePants?oldid=160405. Squidward: [appearing smug] Some people started calling it the "SpongeBob Patty." A couple is having a picnic while Bubble Bass walks by with a plateful of patties. Incoming! Spongebobs Atlantisches Abenteuer ist ein spiel für groß und klein. SpongeBob: Okay, you guys. La, la, la, la, la, la, hey, hey, hey!♪ [Squidward turns and sees the customers, SpongeBob, and Mr. Krabs, who is glaring at him. Andy Yellowtail: Uh, yeah! Oh! [The Krabby Patty flies off of the plate and starts bouncing all over the place] Come on SpongeBob, stop it! [A person coughs through Squidward's phone.] I hate people! Fo-Gotten Years: You Can't Swim; Plankton's Holiday Hits; The Endless Summer; SpongeBob Lends a Helping Pants; Surprise Sandy Day; Songs. Mr. Krabs hops out of the ambulance, blows air in his body to straighten himself up, and squeezes through the line.] SpongeBob: Oh, please, sir. SpongeBob: Oh! Green Japanese KitKat and Gummy Spongebob's Krabby Patties Tasting Sweets !! Created by Stephen Hillenburg, Tim Hill, Nick Jennings. I'm still in bed and I'm having a nightmare! Everyone leaves, including Squidward.] Mr. Krabs groans] [jumps onto the table] SpongeBob's Place! [The scene changes to an ambulance taking a very burnt Mr. Krabs to the hospital.] He puts a Patty in a Tomato and … You're jealous of SpongeBob. I can have the best of times all alone because I...hate...PEOPLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEE!♪ Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Airdate: Hey, I know! Both are sent up into the air. Pooh's Adventures of SpongeBob's Big Birthday Blowout is another Winnie the Pooh/SpongeBob SquarePants crossover film planned to be re-edited by. [SpongeBob struggles even more] Patrick: [in SpongeBobs head] When in doubt, pinky up. Mr. Krabs knocks against the glass of the door with eyes shaped like fists] 1 Dialogue. Transcript: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie; Specials. I see the problem! This is a list of transcripts from the SpongeBob SquarePants episodes. Squidward gives his Krusty Krab employee hat to Mr. Krabs and he puts it on his other eye, in which the hat also covers his other eye. Mr. Krabs: [turns on the lights] Mr. Squidward! The French artists kneels and kisses SpongeBob's shoes.] Customer #4: How's about making some more of those delicious patties? (runs up to two citizens) Am I ugly! Carl: [munches on patty] Say, Andy, you gotta try these patties. This is a list of transcripts from the SpongeBob SquarePants episodes. Hey! Transcript [episode begins in SpongeBob's parents' house] Margaret SquarePants: Sweetie! (Mr. Krabs walks into the kitchen) Mr. Krabs: SPONGEBOB! SpongeBob; Patrick; Squidward; Gary; Other people at the cinema and around town Dialogue. People hate me! SpongeBob: I could use a boss. Oh! "SpongeBobs Place" is a SpongeBob SquarePants episode from season ten. Krusty Krab! Nat smells the nice smell of Krabby Patties. At the drive thru, Fred gets his order through SpongeBob's window. Mr. Krabs: Under the words, "Krusty Krab!" Ah! This is Squidward Tentacles, and I'd like to lodge a complaint about my neighbor SpongeBob. The other fish is sad. He is shocked. [SpongeBob falls on top of Mr. Krabs. When Plankton gets kicked out of the house, it's up to SpongeBob to teach him how to win his computer wife back. Mr. Krabs is sleeping on a chair that's made from money. General You're a big part of this place, boy-o, and I believe I should share the name with you. He tells the audience that he has a present to deliver to SpongeBob on his birthday. What's wrong with them? Mr. Krabs: We've been shut down. [Rushes to his kitchen and gives Gary a Krusty Krab employee hat] Spongebob: Oh, no! Mr. Krabs: [Extinguishes the flame immediately] Whoa! That's ridiculous. Season №: This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode " SpongeBob's Place " from season ten, which aired on March 11, 2017 . SpongeBob lifts Mr. Krabs' claw.] Mr. Krabs rushes to the exit.] Alternate transcripts are available here. [Mr. Krabs smashes through the roof to escape outside the Krusty Krab. Man, did he left himself go! Customers: I'll order some too! SpongeBob: Help! The scene changes to SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs walking out of the restaurant.] Come follow the adventures of the world's most lovable sponge and his trusty sidekick, Patrick Star! Squidward: Oh, admit it. Squidward: Oh boy... Huh? Paramedic: That should do it, Mr. Krabs. But I'll be cooking the Krabby Patties from now on. [The patty slithers out the door and heads for the exit. Then he goes to SpongeBob's room and sees money everywhere. Squidward: ♪I hate SpongeBob! We could be tighter than bark on a tree! Customer #3: Hey, that's a great idea! I'm dreaming. He holds a sack of buns then he throws them on a plate. He puts the patties in the buns, spins it which makes the other ingredients appear.] Don't mind me. SpongeBob: Sounds like it's still haunted. ), Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy VI: The Motion Picture. It's the same formula! (SpongeBob SquarePants Theme Song & Title Card) Narrator: And Now!, It's Time For SpongeBob's Big Christmas Adventure!, Today, Patchy the Pirate are Gonna Tell the Kids a Story! SpongeBob: [puts salt on the patty] Here, try one. [He pushes a cup of soda off the cash register but it's floating in the air.] I wish they would leave the ocean in taxi cabs! Hmmm. [takes SpongeBob away] Krusty Krab! Chronology Mr. Krabs: [Trying to talk like SpongeBob] Is everybody enjoying their Krabby Patties? [Everyone walks off. Customer #2: Who cares? This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode, "Jellyfish Hunter" from season two, which aired on September 28, 2001. The episode begins in Encino, California, where we see Patchy the Pirate struggling to start his boat. March 11, 2017 May 20, 2017See more... March 19, 2017 March 20, 2017 March 28, 2017 April 6, 2017 April 6, 2017 April 9, 2017 April 18, 2017 April 22, 2017 April 30, 2017 May 19, 2017 May 20, 2017 July 12, 2017 July 13, 2017 October 5, 2017 May 5, 2018 July 5, 2018 Make mine a triple! (SpongeBob walks to make a Krabby Patty. [Turns his one-seater lying down] And you can be Squidward! Mr. Krabs: Ha-ha! SpongeBob: Oh, that's more than generous! [blows his nose through the dollar and stuffs it in his pocket] Squidward: [to Mr. Krabs] Admit it. A fish happily eats Krabby Patties while the other licks his fin repeatedly. Squidward: You. "Krusty Katering" Jump to: navigation, search. SpongeBob SquarePants: Legend of the Lost Spatula, SpongeBob SquarePants: Revenge of the Flying Dutchman, SpongeBob SquarePants: Revenge of the Flying Dutchman (GBA), SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle for Bikini Bottom, SpongeBob SquarePants: Lights, Camera, Pants! Squidward: [sighs] No people are ever coming back here. The next episode will be announced. Customer: I'd like to place an order for two. List Of Bikini Bottom Songs. You'll have to use a $100 bill. I dont need it! He comes back with a bulldozer and digs a circular trench around the Krusty Krab. Transcript: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie/Part 5. SpongeBob's Place! Patchy the Pirate: Oh!, Hi, Kids!, I'm Patchy the Pirate!, and This … But you'll have to stand in line if you want to place an order! [Squidward takes his phone and calls the Health Inspector.] [Mr. Krabs opens the fridge and sees money in it. This could be the register boat! Every customer pretends to like the Krabby Patty.] Without SpongeBob, you'd be nothing. Before he enters the kitchen, Gary comes out with a plateful of patties.] I'm the one who made the SpongeBob Pat—I mean the Krabby Patty! Special Thanks. Blazes! SpongeBob: Did somebody call my name? Carl: You're not the boss of me. The Krabby Patty is haunted! Whoa! This episode was rated TV-PG-L. [SpongeBob shows up.] Talking on BBC Radio 5 Live on Saturday, the This Morning star, 58, also admitted that he is 'not fixed in any way' and he still has to 'come to terms' with his life. You'll be good as new in no time. Please don't go! [The episode begins at another day at the Krusty Krab. Mr. Krabs: [attempts to cover SpongeBob] Is there something wrong with your sandwich, sir? Call attention to me! Girl: One SpongeBob Patty, please! Episode. Gary: [confused] Meow? Krabby Patties – named after me! [Mr. Krabs enters SpongeBob's Place and walks by several customers including Larry the Lobster. In this episode, SpongeBob cooks at home, prompting Mr. Krabs' customers to leave his restaurant and head for SpongeBob's place. Special thanks to "SpongeBuddy Mania" for help with some of the episode transcripts on this wiki. Mr. Krabs: I'm ready! Mr. Krabs: Oh no, no, no, no, no, no! Video Transcript [laughing] - Oh! Directed by Tim Hill. [grunting] Wake up! It's always been the Krabby Patty. Mr. Krabs: Ah, what do you need me for? Hey, I'd like to place an order for two-- Two, as in two SpongeBobs? Ow! Mr. Krabs: Huh? [laughs as he grabs a microphone and starts singing "I Hate People"] ♪I hate people! Fish who finished Krabby Patty shows a human hand with ketchup and sauce on his fingers. Mr. Krabs: Make a hole! Krusty Krab! For every two you buy, you can buy another one! Next Squidward: SpongeBob! [Cut to scene where everyone is not liking the crudely prepared Krabby Patties.] Mr. Krabs: Anyone who wants to leave has to go through me first! Episode Transcript: Something Smells. Episode №: 209a. From SpongePedia, the First SpongeBob Wiki. Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000). If you'd like to leave a message, wait for the cough. 10 (Spongebobs reflection smells the bad breath and breaks the glass with a hammer) Patrick: Ugly. Sure, this is all just a bad dream, right? And drop your money anywhere. SpongeBob: (singing) Mop, mop, mop, mopping, mopping, mopping, mooooping, mooooping moopppinnng! Let me of this place. [Shows Mr. Krabs with a human ear] I think I hear SpongeBob's hideous laughter coming from the kitchen! [The scene changes to Squidward walking home until he notices that everyone is lining up inside SpongeBob's house, which is now named, "SpongeBob's Place."] 209a How about another makeover? Coming right up! And all the customers can kiss my abs! From SpongePedia, the First SpongeBob Wiki. I prefer my own best company! Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube. U.S. viewers (millions): 2.27. My appetite's back! SpongeBob: [lifts his pinky. Mr. Krabs: Of course not! And I love him! SpongeBob: Come on, guys! He then gets confidence and victorious music plays] I dont need water! Sure, this is all just a bad dream, right? This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "SpongeBob's Place" from season ten, which aired on March 11, 2017. Credits [The scene changes to Mr. Krabs, SpongeBob and the customers walking back to the Krusty Krab. Mr. Krabs: Oh no, you don't! Customer: That's me: The man of your dreams. He turns on the lights and sees the place a complete mess.] [Suddenly, Mr. Krabs hears some chattering outside the ambulance window.] (points at frank) We need another Krabby Patty. That's me, the man of your dreams. "Plankton Gets the Boot" 2.27 Patchy the Pirate: Ahoy!, Hi, Kids!, I'm Patchy the Pirate!, and This My Parrot, Potty! SpongeBob: Sorry, I ran out of napkins. This transcript is complete. SpongeBob turns it off and launches … Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? [Everyone stretches Mr. Krabs into a bridge. Hey! Customers: [mumbling] I don't think so. Squidward: Two, as in Two SpongeBobs? Transcripts Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/SpongeBob%27s_Place/transcript?oldid=3397954. This is the transcript for "Two By Four" (episode starts with SpongeBob flipping patties) SpongeBob: Ah, work. French Artist: [to Mr. Krabs] Excuse me! I'm dreaming and you're in my dream! [Places the plate of homemade Krabby Patties on the windowsill. I'll take a Krabby Patty! Welcome to Boarding School is the first episode of Boarding School. Get your shoes on! This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Mid-Life Crustacean" from season three, which aired on January 24, 2003.. Transcript [Mr. Krabs wakes up in his hammock in his bedroom. Woah! Contents. I can’t be! It's against city health codes to sell food in a pineapple. [SpongeBob grabs him] Meow! Mr. Krabs: You know, I've been doing some thinking. Season №: 10. Suddenly has an idea.] Krusty Krab! Don't. Andy Yellowtail: [smacks patty out of Carl's hand] Carl, you're eating contraband. Mr. Krabby. [Eats a Krabby Patty and attempts to shove the other two into his drawn mouths] Previous Mr. Krabs runs off and accidentally crashes into a barrel.] I can’t be ugly! Mr. Krabs: Stop! [Squidward walks up to the Krusty Krab, sighs as he cuts the caution tape, and enters the restaurant. [pushes the paramedic away] Stop here! They're delicious. Follow the adventures of this enthusiastic, optimistic sponge whose good intentions inevitably lead him and his friends into trouble. [grunting] Wake up! Squidward shows a plate of Nasty Patties, like those of episode "Nasty Patty"] These are being sent back. Mr. Krabs: Yeah, the ghost is gone. SpongeBob: Well, it was bun while it lasted! The misadventures of a talking sea sponge who works at a fast food restaurant, attends a boating school, and lives in an underwater pineapple. [Everyone spits out their Krabby Patties] Fred and Abigail happily eat Krabby Patties. SpongeBob's not in the kitchen! Next transcript: N/A The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water [Movie starts with the 2004 Paramount Pictures and Nickelodeon Movies logos] [the titles read "Paramount Pictures Presents", "A Nickelodeon Movies Production" and "in association with United Plankton Pictures"] [Seagulls flying across they sky while the screen pans and the open credits start. SpongeBob: Did you get rid of the ghost? [squeezes though some people] Pardon me. U.S. viewers (millions): With Tom Kenny, Bill Fagerbakke, Rodger Bumpass, Clancy Brown. Squidward: Maybe you should change the name of this place from the Krusty Krab to "SpongeBob's Place!" Squidward: Me. Fred and Abigail happily eat Krabby Patties. Mr. Krabs: Well, that's not true! SpongeBob: Why not? Here's a little something you may remember from the good old days. I'm done. Customers: SpongeBob SquarePants! [Mr. Krabs shown as old, appears intensely angry, showing a pupil shaped like Mr. Krabs pushing a pupil shaped like SpongeBob off.] Abigail: [lisping] Yes, it's very nice. This is a transcript for SpongeBob's Big Christmas Adventure . You're all enjoying my food! But I can play Krusty Krab! SpongeBob's Place! SpongeBob: I don't get it, Mr. Krabs. Mr. Krabs: Like they used to be? [The guards place them to jail] SpongeBob: But Gary loves me! They find the doors open and hear Squidward singing inside.] Door bell rings, SpongeBob opens the door and the customers walk in, one of them licking the plate.] How's a 99% for me and 1% for you? [Krusty Krab shown with lots of black smoke coming out of the chimney. Ouch! [he then thinks] Sandy: [in SpongeBobs head] I like you, SpongeBob. Customers: [All cheering] SpongeBob's Place! More patties on the way! Who doesn't love work? His house is messy] What do we do now, Gary? Krusty Krab! Mr. Krabs: Ahh! Eee! Andy Yellowtail: Yeah, well, I have an order for you. Oh, Mr. Krabs, you're the best! I can do anything! Hold on, everybody! That's great! [turns SpongeBob to the sign] Take a gander. Customers: [All cheering] SpongeBob's Place! Krusty Krab! [The guard then place Gary in a glass and meows sadly and the scene cuts to black. Mr. Krabs: Ow! Mr. Krabs: [wakes up] Huh? Gary: [Talking like Squidward] Meow, meow. [embarrassingly laughs. Squidward: [sarcastically] Hey, everybody! Squidward: ♪I hate people! Mr. Krabs: What? 30 Krabby Patties? SpongeBob: Oh, hello, Mr. Krabs. Mr. Krabs: What? It will appear on Google Drive in the near future. [laughing] There's only one explanation. SpongeBob: That's Right!, Today at My House, We're Gonna Open Presents, Sing Happy Birthday To Me, Eat Cake, and Have A Dance Party! SpongeBob's Big Christmas Adventure Is A SpongeBob SquarePants Crossover With Nickelodeon Characters. I totally am the boss of you! Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. [Rushes back to the kitchen] I'll show you that the customers are always wrong! Episode №: [Walks away] Squidward: If this is a dream. Squidward: [gulps] And... uh... oh... I really don't have time to count it. Mr. Krabs: [sadly takes a bite of the patty] Oh, it's delicious. Back Episode Transcript Next Episode Transcript Squid's Day Off: Bossy Boots: Episode Article: Something Smells. Mr. Krabs: Huh? Who, may I ask, cooked this patty? Sighs.] I dont need it! [Mr. Krabs is suspicious and opens the doors. Gary: Meow! [jumps off the sign, which causes the note to fly away] Whoo! We read every book and played every game! Sighs. You got everything: a magic touch for cooking, lots of customers, money! there are no consequences. Unnamed octopus: I drew two more mouths on my face, so I can eat three at a time! Wake up! Place your order with Gary, please. I dont need it! Squidward: G'night, boss, see you tomorrow. I can’t be ugly! I hate Krabs! We can move in right away. First Day is the pilot episode of Bikini Bottom Elementary, and it's about the boys' (SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward) first day of kindergarten.The next episode will be School's Out Of Students.The episode is about 8 minutes long. SpongeBob's Place! Airdate: March 11, 2017 May 20, 2017. He growls at him.] We're, we're having a two-for-one sale! [Mr. Krabs enters SpongeBob's kitchen where he finds SpongeBob cooking patties on the stove.] [Everybody rushes to the kitchen only to find a poor disguise of SpongeBob by Mr. Krabs] Stop. You can help The Parody Wiki byexpanding it.This is a transcript forSpongeBob's Big Christmas Adventure. But Plankton has other plans! Get a closer look. Squidward: [laughs at Mr. Krabs] Then he fixes the patties and throws them to his grill. Reads using a magnifying glass] And SpongeBob's Place." Patrick: And Were Gonna Do Something For Spongebob! [Mr. Krabs peeks out the window and sees a line of customers lining up at SpongeBob's Place. [Re-shapes Gary to appear like Squidward] Characters. When he and SpongeBob peek in, they see Squidward mockingly dancing and singing on the tables.] Squidward: "SpongeBob's Place?" (two smell the bad breath and pull down a hook then bit on it. SpongeBob: Where? Single and secluded on my own! [gives Krusty Krab employee hat to Mr. Krabs. Squidward: Haunted, eh? Mr. Krabs: [gasps] Wait, wait! Mr. Krabs: [depressed] You deserve your own place. Gary: [Talking like Squidward] Meow... Martin: Hey! SpongeBob: [At SpongeBob's house. With Tim Hill, Clancy Brown, Bill Fagerbakke, Rodger Bumpass. Mr. Krabs: [chuckles] Everyone seems to really like the Krabby Patty! Martin: That's SpongeBob? SpongeBob: Oh, what's going on? SpongeBob's Place! Customers: [taking SpongeBob on a fancy chair, singing in the tune of "Mary Had a Little Lamb"] ♪Let's all go to SpongeBob's Place, SpongeBob's Place, SpongeBob's Place!♪ Narrator: And Now!, It's Time For SpongeBob's Big Christmas Adventure!, Today, Patchy the Pirate is Gonna Tell the Kids the Story! Gary slithers by just as two health inspectors walk in.] Super Evil Aquatic Villian Team Up is Go! Mr. Krabs: Don't you believe in ghosts? French Narrator: The next morning... [laughs as Gary goes back to normal] I'm still that way! [slaps Squidward with his left eye] [mimics SpongeBob's laughter] [Mr. Krabs accidentally extinguishes Squidward. [SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs sigh. [SpongeBob climbs to the top of the sign.] You really can stop, sir. You should just take me straight to the morgue. [The episode begins at another day at the Krusty Krab. It looks the same. [Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob gasp.] Jump to: navigation, search. SpongeBob: What's that, Squidward? [licks the last crumbs] A tiny thing comes out from it and Krabs inspects it with a magnifying glass.] [Customers temporarily raises their thumb up, but soon stare at the Krabby Patties. [enters his house] French Artist: Yes! I'm running out of places to put it. Squidward: Customers said to make them good like they used to be. Mr. Krabs: Wasting your time, boys. French Artist: And go to Heaven! Squidward shakes off the foam, while Mr. Krabs blows off the foam from the Krabby Patties.] An untamed world of natural order where the little jellyfish jellies roam free across the salty seascape. The radio clicks on] Radio DJ: You've got it tuned to K-O-L-D, K-Old, your all-oldies station. Well, I suppose I could do some bossing. [Notices no one is in his house] Guess I'm used to making Krabby Patties in mass quantities. Retrieved from "https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/SpongeBob%27s_Place/transcript?oldid=3397954". Customers: [All cheering] SpongeBob's Place! He slices the patty using two knives. [holds out paper] An order to shut down your restaurant. Andy Yellowtail: Ahem. I need you! With Tom Kenny, Rodger Bumpass, Clancy Brown, Carolyn Lawrence. The customers laugh at Squidward just as he nervously shrivels down and pops. SpongeBob SquarePants! 1 Cast 2 Summary 3 Clues: 4 Answer to Blue's Clues: 5 Transcript: SpongeBob Patrick Sandy Squidward Mr. Krabs Plankton Gary Mermaid Man Barnacle Boy Pearl Karen Mrs. Puff Larry the Lobster The Flying Dutchman Patchy the Pirate Potty the Parrot Princess Mindy King Neptune Lincoln Loud … [takes SpongeBob away] Directed by Sherm Cohen. [opens his front door] Just trying to get in my own front door! Anchovy: I thought something was off! Meanwhile, the scene cuts to Bikini Bottom where Sandy is riding his rocket] Sandy: Yeehaw! SpongeBob: [reading] "The Krusty Krab..." [gasps and sees a tiny note. Credits General. Look who's back in the kitchen! Mr. Krabs: [pushes SpongeBob] Well, climb up there! 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